Invasion USA Remix
Take on Chuck, prepare to be f- - - ed
When Chuck Norris sets a trap, he doesn't hide it; the trap hides itself out of respect. Roskov's plan to take over was going so well, until we walked right into the hero's trap. Next thing we know he was pickin us off one by one. This desk job is a killer.
Slotting into the final showdown from the 1985 classic "Invasion USA" where Chuck takes down a rabid pack of terrorists with a little help from the army. Don't you wish they really did let guys like him wield double uzis in a custom leather rig. Of course he doesn't have to aim, he's Chuck Norris, the bullets just go where he wills them out of fear.
What an amazing testosterone-fueled lineup of kills thanks to our alpha brother Mr. Norris! There's always the first dude who's willing to stand up and get shot, and the bro at 1:27 plays his part well and starts the shootout/hunt by dying first, like a good sport. An appetizer for Chuck. The guy knocked onto his back at 2:08 is a fascinating kill, Norris walks up, looks the sprawled-out man up and down, the unsaid words "Allright, do you want to die, fucker, or not?" and the guy answered, and made his choice by reaching for his gun. A quick hail of double uzi fire granted the man's final request. My favorite kill so far is when the action really heats up at 2:20, the bald-headed man in sunglasses offering the most satisfyingly masculine death yet, yelping in surprise as he's loaded up with lead and slumps to the ground. The goateed cigar-smoking baldo does serve a purpose for his buddies in death, though, absorbing some lead from Chuck and giving his buddies a couple seconds edge to shoot back... an edge which they completely waste, as each of them are summarily wasted themselves afterward. Another bro leaps in at 2:31 and is immediately thrown back as he's shot dead like a flimsy target popping up at a shooting range. And at this point, that's all these men are for Mr. Norris... big, meaty targets for him to blast one by one. Like the classic badass he is he waltzes in with an even bigger gun at 3:14, letting any goon motherfuckers know in advance that he wins the gun-measuring contest and thus wins the right to take their lives.
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