A Christmas Song for Goons

 Santa Claus is cleanin' the town!

If you're a goon, better sleep with one eye open, cause Santa is comin to clean up the naughty boy list.

So what started out as a simple ai image turned into a whole afternoon of Santa mayhem. Starting with an ai image of a badass santa for friends, I started thinking about a parody of "Here Comes Santa Claus" Next thing I know, I had several verses under my belt and wondered how I could finish it off. Enter SunoAI, the ai music generator. After playing with the tool and NUMEROUS tries, I landed on one that just worked. Now all I needed were a few more Badass Santa images with DallE and Midjourney and a new Christmas Video was born. Happy Holidays and enjoy!

Video, Images and Lyrics below.

LYRIC VIDEO



SOME OF THE IMAGES





LYRICS

[Intro]

[Verse]
He's making his list, checking it twice
Henchmen and goons gonna pay a big price
Santa Clause is cleanin' the town.

He's toting a gun, carries a knife
All the bad boys will be losin’ their life
Santa Clause is cleanin' the town.

[Chorus]
He sees them when they're scheming
The murder, theft, and drugs
He's gonna get to bustin' heads
And wipe out all the thugs

He's makin' the rounds (YEAH)
He's takin' em down (YEAH)
They fall to the ground (YEAH)
He's cleanin' the town (YEAH)

[Guitar Riff]

[Verse]
So, you better lay low, and don't make a sound.
Cause if you're a goon, you'll be put in the ground
Santa Clause is cleanin' the town.
Red Kevlar suit and tactical shades
Stogie and muscles and bullets and blades
Santa Clause is cleanin' the town.

[Chorus]
The henchmen round the city
Will blast and shoot and stab
But Santa's gettin' gritty
He'll put you on a slab

He's makin' the rounds (YEAH)
He's takin' em down (YEAH)
They fall to the ground (YEAH)
He's cleanin' the town (YEAH)

[Verse]
So you better watch out, you better beware
Cause If you’ve been bad, he's taking his share
Santa Claus is cleanin' the town!
He's got all you thugs under his fist
Wipin' out crooks on the naughty boy list
Santa Claus is cleanin' the town

[Chorus]
He knows your dirty secrets, 
Each dark and twisted plot,
He'll chase you down and corner you, 
And then he'll take the shot.

He's makin' the rounds (YEAH)
He's takin' em down (YEAH)
They fall to the ground (YEAH)
He's cleanin' the town (YEAH)


[Drum breakdown]

[Verse]
He's blastin' away with uzi and Glock
Mowin' down minions all over the block
Santa Claus is cleanin' the town
He's taking down goons and cashin' their checks
Arrowing guts and breakin' their necks
Santa Claus is cleanin' the town.


[Chorus]
The mobsters and the outlaws
Are gonna pay the toll
Cause Santa’s on the warpath
He’s gonna take your soul

He's makin' the rounds (YEAH)
He's takin' em down (YEAH)
They fall to the ground (YEAH)
He's cleanin' the town (YEAH)

[Verse]
So you better start runnin' and prayin as well
Cause if you’re a thug, he’s your ticket to hell
Santa Clause is cleanin’ the town!

Santa Clause is cleanin’ the town!

Yeah Killer Fuckin Claus is cleanin' this town!

[drum riff and fill]

He's makin' the rounds (YEAH)
He's takin' em down (YEAH)
They fall to the ground (YEAH)
He's cleanin' the town (YEAH)

He's makin' the rounds (YEAH)
He's takin' em down (YEAH)
They fall to the ground (YEAH)
He's cleanin' the town (YEAH)

[guitar outro and breakdown]










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